10 Worst Inventions in Hockey History

In life, and certainly in hockey, there are some ideas that are better left in the back of one’s mind.  Here are 10 inventions the hockey world could have done without: 


  1. T-Blades




The T-Blade, or “Thermal Blade”, is a skate chassis/blade combo that was designed and patented by the German company, “T-Blade.”   The supposed benefits of the T-Blade was that it was supposed to last 4-5 times longer than regular skate blades and that that they would never need to be sharpened.  The biggest and most obvious drawback of the product is the God-awful sound the blades make when striding and cutting into the ice.  It’s not unlike listening to the person you hate the most in the world eat crackers with their mouth open while you’re trying to sleep.



  1. Cooper-Alls



The Cooper-Alls present a conflicting situation in hockey fashion history (I previously referenced them in, “10 Coolest Style Trends in Hockey”).  They were the worst invention in that they were extremely ugly and restricting, but they are also great because they are retro and so ugly that they are cool.  You know… like when you dig out your dad’s old gear from the 1970s and 80s.  During the late ‘70s and early ‘80s, a few NHL teams, such as, the Philadelphia Flyers and Hartford Whalers rocked the Cooper-Alls.



  1. Tinted Visors



The tinted visor is the equivalent of the Chester Molester tinted eyeglasses that creepy guy with the bad comb-over who hangs around the mall wears.  Just… just don’t.


  1. Fur Hockey Gloves



I’m speechless.  I really don’t know what else to say about these.



  1. Hespeler Offset Stick Blades



This invention by Hespeler came out about the same time they were introducing offset golf clubs to correct slices and hooks.   Somehow, they enticed Wayne Gretzky to endorse this atrocity.  Oh, the 90s…


  1. Micron Skates



These were the first pair of skates I ever owned.  The Micron Mega 10-70s were as ugly as they were heavy.  The only positive feature to these horrendous-looking skates was that you could kick holes in cinder blocks with them.



  1. Mid-90s NHL Jerseys





I don’t know what it was about the 90s, but it was a bad, bad time for fashion and style.  The 80s weren’t perfect, by any stretch, but the 90s were an absolute disaster.  The NHL was no different.  The jerseys of the 90s were absolutely disgusting, from the New York Islanders’ “Captain Highliner” catastrophes to the weird, maniacal king and sash sported by the L.A. Kings.




  1. Stadium Horns


A Canuck fan blows into a vuvuzela after the victory against Chicago Blackhawks in overtime.
A Canuck fan blows into a vuvuzela after the victory against Chicago Blackhawks in overtime.

While trying to figure out what they are actually called, I discovered that these rage-inducing horns are actually called “vuvuzelas”.  Vuvuzelas have been getting obnoxious people beaten up since the 1960s, when they were first introduced into North American sports fanaticism via Brazil.  Who ever invented these should be tarred and feathered.



  1. FoxTrax




In 1996, two years after Fox secured the contract to broadcast NHL games, they devised a gimmick called, “FoxTrax” to help bolster ratings and promote hockey in sagging U.S. markets.  FoxTrax was a essentially a standard puck containing a circuit board that would emit infrared pulses that would be picked up by special infrared cameras during the broadcast.  Viewers would be able to track the puck with a blue glowing circle which would turn to a red streak when the puck was shot.  The idea stemmed from market research findings stating that fans new to hockey complained about not being able to see the puck very well on their TV screens and consequently had trouble following the game.  The endeavour was a disaster among hockey purists and the idea was scrapped in 1998 amid plunging Nielsen Ratings.  Thank God!



  1. Arturs Irbe’s Head Protection Thing



The Jofa 280 Helmet with the 260.51 cage was the combo worn by Latvian-born goalie Arturs Irbe and it has to be the ugliest headwear ever constructed and assembled in the history of not just sport, but human-kind.  My hope is that all of these helmets and any remaining documentation and/or pictures of the contraption be incinerated immediately so that all of our children and grandchildren will be protected from having to see such horrors.


Jamie McKinven
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Jamie McKinven, author of “So You Want Your Kid to Play Pro Hockey?” and “Tales from the Bus Leagues,” is a former professional hockey player who played in the NCAA, ECHL, CHL and Europe.

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4 Comments on “10 Worst Inventions in Hockey History”

  1. Surprisingly Arturs Irbe’s Jofa helmet is sought out by many collectors. I have a full set of Irbe Koho gear but I never bought the helmet. I agree that its quite ugly.

  2. Hello,

    I am 24 yrs old. I have been coaching hockey for the past 12 years for a hockey camp and have been on the bench as an assistant. Next year I will be taking the reigns as a head coach for the first time for a youth hockey team at the squirt level. I really enjoy reading your articles on here as they are very informative and great information that I intend to spread to my players. This is my first time on your site and was wondering if you had anymore articles about methods to increase team bonding at the youth level. I.e I plan on implementing the hard hat as a reward for hardest working player, also plan on getting team boxes of tape. Just small things like that which the kids would enjoy and work hard for and at the same time expose them to what hockey is like as you get older. Thank you for the consideration. Keep on writing! The hockey world needs you!

    Also, any tips for a first year head coach would greatly appreciated (dealing with parents,recruiting,etc)

    1. Never forget that they’re kids and try to treat them equally and appropriately. Never show favoritism as that kills teams.

  3. Those are Micron Quadraflex skates! Worn by Rick Middleton, Kenny Linseman (worn in Edmonton’s 16-17 Winter classic alumni game against Winnipeg) , Charlie Simmer, Kevin Lowe, Alexander Semak (GWG Game 1 finals 87 Canada Cup) Ric Seiling. Also worn by Pavel Bure and Igor Larionov early in their career. I am still playing in these today. 4-7-17 These are hard to find. If anyone come across a pair of 11’s, please let me know!

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